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Aug
14th
2016

I Have a Problem · 8:52pm Aug 14th, 2016

My liver feels like it's twitching. It doesn't hurt, it just feels like it's jumping around.

Halp.

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Aug
1st
2016

Of Cards and Board Games · 11:47pm Aug 1st, 2016

So, I’ve got nothing better to do. Might as well rap, right? I’m thinking of something to do with cards. What do you say? Interested?

Okay, let’s go.

I never claim to be an ace, but I’m a step away from a king
Don’t have a queen to call me own. No, I’m not joking, it stings.
I wear a suit made of diamonds, so yeah, I’m head to toe dressed in bling.
Nah, not really. Just tryna make your hearts beat with this club that I swing.

I’ve been 8 before, but I’m not that crazy.

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Jul
15th
2016

Don't Call it a Comeback, It's Been Here for Years · 3:56am Jul 15th, 2016

I've been writing stories for a bit over a year now, and I've learned a lot in that time. An astronomical amount, actually. My recent writing is the best, grammatically.

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Jul
14th
2016

Unusual Morning · 2:58am Jul 14th, 2016

Today's morning was a little different from the other mornings I've had thus far into the summer, and I thought I might as well talk about it with someone other than my best friend.

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Jul
10th
2016

Just watched Mean Girls · 4:04am Jul 10th, 2016

This movie. I loved the buses.

Bus+tendancy to run people over=byoutiful.

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Jun
28th
2016

Uncomfortable · 5:46am Jun 28th, 2016

So... an idea hatched in my mind...

It's not exactly PG-13... In fact, it's definitely rated R.

The last time I used the "Sex" tag, it ended in absolute and hideous disaster. Even so, I'm thinking about posting something with the same tag to the site. The only thing I have a qualm with is that I've been writing things that, at worst, could be described as sexual humor.

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Jun
16th
2016

69 · 12:13am Jun 16th, 2016

The counter says 69. I can't help but giggle.

...

I'm sorry, I'll show myself the door.

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Apr
27th
2016

Halfway There! · 11:59pm Apr 27th, 2016

I have to thank all 52 of you for following me, solely because of something I wrote. I'd never thought that I'd get much popularity when I started writing, but look at me now! I have 52 people who read what I write and genuinely like it!

So, in a truly cliched fashion, I'm going to aim for 100 followers. How will I do that? Eh... I'm not so sure yet, but it will involve laughs, giggles, and LOLs most definitely.

Again, thank you all for following me!

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Apr
15th
2016

Wow, Milestones! · 12:37am Apr 15th, 2016

A little less than a month ago, I put out a blog post about having 10 followers. I suspect it's because of my sudden breakthrough in random comedy fics, but that number has grown by 20! Which may not seem like much, but it's literally the world to me.

So, on this Earth of 30 people, I just wanted to tell everyone who follows me that I'm extremely grateful. I hope I can continue to make you laugh!

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Apr
8th
2016

Regarding Pinkie's Pepsi Predilection... · 12:47am Apr 8th, 2016

I was having a talk with Chillbook1 about my latest story, Pinkie's Pepsi Predilection. He said that the story seemed rushed and lacking in "stuff". I thought I'd ask other people about it.

in regards to the story, do you thnk that I could've done it better? Was there something lacking, and if there was, do you have any tips on how I can fix it to make it better?

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