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Oct
9th
2017

My Uncle Moved In, and That's a Problem · 11:18pm Oct 9th, 2017

For one, I have no chances to ease him into the weird things I do, like I did with my family once upon a time. Pony terms? Gotta explain that shit, can't just say it at the dinner table anymore. Now, I've got to explain why liking MLP does not equal homosexual. Even worse is the anime. Like screaming "Kawaii DESUUUUUU" at the top of my lungs whenever I see a cute picture, or hitting a firm "Nani!!??" whenever I'm confused.

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Oct
6th
2017

What the Hell is This? · 2:15am Oct 6th, 2017

I've been racking my brain with my friends to find out just what this is, and I can't seem to get it.

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Oct
1st
2017

My Family is Trying to Kill Me · 2:39pm Oct 1st, 2017

They've been watching new Spongebob exclusively on our theater sized TV in the next room. I CAN'T WRITE LIKE THIS!

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Sep
29th
2017

I Had a Day · 11:15pm Sep 29th, 2017

I had another one of those days that everyone keeps talking about.

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Sep
26th
2017

Hey, Guys · 12:40am Sep 26th, 2017

So, depending on how often you stalk your feed, this will come out before or after the story.

This is just to make sure you guys catch my newest story here. It's DiamondBloom romance. Not very funny, I don't think. Matter of fact, my next two stories won't be funny, either. I'm switching up my focus a bit, trying to find myself as a writer. I'm sure I'll come back to comedy sometime.

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Sep
16th
2017

The Last 6 Hours · 10:18pm Sep 16th, 2017

These past six hours have been something to behold. And the weirdest part is that it was spent mostly with my dad, who I'm not ecstatic about being with most of the time.

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Aug
28th
2017

I Met My Psychology Teacher For The Year · 10:20pm Aug 28th, 2017

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Aug
28th
2017

F-Train Adventure · 3:03pm Aug 28th, 2017

So, I was making my way downtown, literally, to get to school, and I had to jump on the F to get there. I was fine for a couple of stops, but then a woman with her baby sat down next to me. I didn't pay too much attention to them until the child put her hand on my cheek.

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Aug
23rd
2017

A Question · 9:24pm Aug 23rd, 2017

Is it better to say:

"I can't believe I did that."

or

"I really should've done that."

?

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Jul
25th
2017

Mice · 7:20am Jul 25th, 2017

I fucking hate them.

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