I've returned, my subjects! · 2:05am Mar 23rd, 2015
I was visiting Prance and Manehattan for the past few days. Manehattan secretly was developing a plan for rebellion, and Prance supported it, economically. I gave Prance's president my regards, and especially Manehattan's mayor.
Anyway, I've returned to the throne. Shall we get the bards and celebrate?