Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

A writer who writes things.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

8000 soldiers!

English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.

Student by day, practitioner of the custodial arts by night. (or janitor, you philistines...) Started writing after an idea popped into my head and refused to leave. Damn you infectious fandom!

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Just the occasional resident dragon here among ponies. Writing seems focused on game cross overs with some originals in the works.