Hug your nearest alicorn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Just another writer.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I write horsewords for RGRE

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)