"I'm Tour Guide Barbie." —Tour Guide Barbie introduces herself
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.
I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...