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I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

-If Lost, please place back into the nearest library-

I like me a good story, and bacon. Its all about dat bacon

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I love luna and I'm insane Nuff said

I exist

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Is that a terrorist?!?

This is fiction. But it is based...

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

No.

Still alive

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

♪ ♥ ♫ HAKUNA MATATA ♪ ♥ ♫

Tales of a wandering god: My Vacation in another world Picture Above That Doctor fella told me not to press that button... My mistake

Proudly made in Chernobyl.

Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.

I'm just a normal guy who likes ponies and video games.

Level Up.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

My Pokemon Mystery Dungeon styled story is now complete. Non-Pony. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12281852/1/PMD-Worldforged-Exile

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

A gamer who likes to write stories. My mind is like a mouse who... Whoa! That would be an interesting idea for a story!

I am the one who writes for no known reason. It is crappy, I know, but why not try?