Alright jacks of ass and my dearest readers, we've officially topped the word count for the longest chapter in the story by about 2000 words. The fun fact is that it could have easily been 70k if I didn't delete as much as I did, but let's get onto the differences, yeah?

Final Warning: Spoilers Ahead

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With the addition of the new art for A Thief's Tale comes the tantalizing prospect of a new avatar for which to tout my idiocy. Ringtail is the name and it's going to stick; we're long past the Casper Magic days of swapping names every couple weeks. However, that being said, I like the current profile picture I use for my writing and all. I'm just in the market for something new and am open to ideas. I was thinking of having an image of myself and the red panda attributed to my online persona

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There's not really much to it other than I commissioned another cover for A Thief's Tale because I didn't like the first one all that much in the first place. I'll be keeping an eye on the post for feedback, but here's the new cover as done by a russian guy.

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Okay, my proud, proud homies. My readers and fans. The people who look at A Thief's Tale and view the fuck out of it:

I have an announcement and it might annoy some people. Chapters 51-73, as in 'Fuck Me, and Not In The Nice Way' to 'The Dawn of Kaid Maximus' are all officially an 'IF' offshoot. I repeat, about 23 chapters are now and forever obsolete and noncanon. I thank you for your time, sausage, and views.

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I'm deviating the story from chapter fifty onward, so big yeet. I'll finish the rewrites here, but I'll still be working on new chapters for awhile. Have fun with the rewrites!

If you haven't noticed, then I've slowed down a lot with the story and it's mostly because I need a break from writing. I'm still doing A Bard's Tale on the side, and if you didn't know, then I've been uploading this story to Royal Road and doing rewrites for the later chapters as I post them. Between getting the earlier chapters done and getting the shit past Chapter Thirty rewritten, I can't really say I have time to spare on my weekends. That, and ya mans done got sick af and is still trying

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So I got rewrite number seventeen done and I asked myself why it took so long to edit. I put a good amount of time into it before I had to calm down with all the writing, and it didn't take much to realize that it was because I could put 15k into the rewritten chapter and only get 8-10k added to the total word count. Shit kinda just slapped me since I delete and rework a lotta shit, but with 17? 10k added to one chapters is a little excessive and I'm kind of scared of OG: 25 looming in the

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So... There are over a hundred pages in this fuckig chapter. Even after shrinking it down some, there are still over a hundred fucking pages, and it went from 170~ to 112. That's fucking rough. It's going to take longer to edit/rewrite through these chapters than I thought, so from here on out, please be patient with a guy

Alright horsefuckers, these two chapters are where the story started getting longer and now there's about 6 thousand words added to both. First and foremost, with Re: 13: Max has more reasons to like Velvet Breeze and their relationship generally makes more sense. I also gave her some background that was much needed, gave her an actual age, and made the woman less... bland in general, I guess. As for Max and Sunbutt, their reunion is a little less 'Oh shit, um...' and is a bit more 'Yeah, so I

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Okay, so I posted three chapters and didn't realize it. I'm doing Re: 13 now and am getting deeper into Max's interactions with Velvet Breeze, which is... It's getting fun. It's basically the whole reason behind the rewrites; To revisit the story chapter by chapter and have more fun with every one of them. I've read through A Thief's Tale maybe... 6 times now? This being the seventh. Every time I read through it, I couldn't help but notice more and more that I wanted to change and now that I'm

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