Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Professional British bloke

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

My only aim, is to entertain!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I try to write the best I can. Feel free to leave me a comment (I prefer positive ones but any feedback is better than none at all). I appreciate stories that are well written and skillfully executed.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

My OCs aren't crazy, I was just having fun with my profile picture.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just writing to my heart's content.

According to my dearest friend, my opinion is "okay, I guess." So take what I say with a grain of salt.

I really dig them pretty horsies

Blep

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Mostly harmless.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.

Too much to write; too little time

Just a writer by pastime

Just a latin american guy who wants to post his stories in the site. That's all.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

A fellow traveler...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

We art the night.

Aspiring writer from the Kingdom of Thailand with desire to share the happiness that is pony to the world and all those who would listen and read.

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR