An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Give me some time to think of something clever.

okay now kiss!

Diminutive Equine Novelist

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A fellow traveler...