Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Voice actor and writer.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I'm a voice actor, voice impressionist, and narrator. I narrate fanfic readings and bible readings. Ponysona design by KenzieVA.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

Horrifically Fun

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

time is a crime

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

All my things are horse things!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I write fluff and sadness.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Nazi punks fuck off.

"You think you know me..."

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I didn't write any of that.

Hello friends https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I'm just here to write.