YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Made from 100% potato.

Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

This is fiction. But it is based...

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein