If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.
I write scat MLP fanfiction, compose scat EDM, raise money for various scat charities, and I invented the game Scattergories
None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)
Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.
Spin, spin, spin, around and around we go. Let yourself go; if you follow me, you will turn blue, for I will breathe life into your hopelessness...
Just humble fanfic writer with a love of dragons and good stories.
A scientist who occasionally writes fiction. Does anyone ever read these things?
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.
Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.