"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/
Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.
Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.
“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne
I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.
Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
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