Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

We are already dead.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

I am still alive, despite lucks best efforts

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

An attic dwelling animator who decided to start writing pony fanfics. Let's see how this plays out.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

RETIRED [VARIOUS REASONS]

I just, missed it. and wanted to visit again. That's all.

The antilife equation.

O.F.P.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.