I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

Are you not entertained?

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

Here to pillage. Here to plow.

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

Scraping my way up

Pithy Statement

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Honestly, probably only here to read, and write, fanfiction about Sunset Shimmer and the Dazzlings. Also, canon is my clay and I shall shape it as I wish.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

“You scared me there, you saucy witch!”

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Not a changeling.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

And then there's this asshole.

Huh?

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

I'm a displaced person...

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

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