"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!

I'm just here for some good stories! I have a big collection of BOOKS!... You can find them in my library. I'm into human on pony/anthro. I just find them more interesting then a normal stallion.

Former furre moving to MUCH better things.

Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble, GI Joe is there! GI Joooo.... okay, where did the tie-dyed horses come from?!

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

There may be reason and there may be logic, but much like Pinky, I have yet to find them. Although, unlike Pinky, I have yet to find the 4th wall, as well as the. . . (tangentel nonsenical thoughts)

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

There are some who say that no true story never ends. There are others who say that there is only one true story and that we are all a part of it.

I AM SEÑOR BISH-BISH!!

Mexican. Polymath. Tourism Degree. Lives in Cancun, and has lived in Toronto, Mexico City and on the road. Likes to give free vacation advice. Unlikely to give you a free vacation.

I came here to read awesome stories, post mediocre ones, and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum. Well, actually, I never had any gum in the first place, but you get the idea.

completely average

Pat is love, Pat is life

My inner grammar Nazi was gassed.

A stalker of many tastes, and a growing palette

Cons may come and cons may go, Some went fast and some still grow, Few things last that's all I know, But friendship, carries on through the ages!

It's pronounced "Great Goofball"

*Concerned muttering*

"You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not been sufficient to win freedom, then our children will win by a better deed." - Pádraig Pearse

All bubble-blowing fillies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied pony in the bar (bar).

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I'm here. You're there. If I am your salvation, then you are mine.

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

life goes on so keep on trotting

consumer/occasional critic.

Dumb Furry - She / Her

Not Really Around Anymore