I'm an average brony, 15 years old. I'm into videogames, anime, computers and I play a few sports. I am also as much of a retro gamer as I am a modern one soooo. yeah.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.
FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.
An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?
* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.
10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I left, but now I'm back. Now tell me, who the heck is this Sombra guy, and why does he look like he crawled out of the OC pits of DeviantArt?
Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!
The one and only official page of Mr. Dorchester on Fimfiction.net!
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?