'I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.' -- EB White

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

I'm just here to write.

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.

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Hello! I'm an aspiring fanfic writer from southeast England. Hopefully, some of the stuff I post will not be a boatload of dross...

Moose lips sink ships!

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