Remember all those times that Pinkie Pie randomly referenced human culture with lazy pun names in the show? Remember that time she tried to hold an entire conversation with nothing but the most painfully obvious pop culture references? Remember all those times she was more cringingly self-aware than the Animaniacs on their worst days? What about that time where she just randomly stopped, looked around, and said "I'm in a cartoon show", "I think that's a little complex for the target audience",

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And that concludes the craziest month of my Fimfiction career thus far. A Cavalcade of Cards is complete, in its glorious entirety. It's a strange sort of feeling, as though I am relieved but also thoroughly empty.

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It is. It really, really is.

I mean, you don't really think about it, do you? We spend so long clicking in and out of stuff where we can see that people have thousands, millions of followers and subscribers, and suddenly a million becomes the new benchmark of excellence. Some channels, you won't even look at them if they've got under a thousand subscribers. Because it all just becomes a number.

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WHERE DID ALL OF THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?

In all seriousness, though, you guys are awesome. I won't say that you're the reason I keep going, because I can barely even remember all of your names and I've had conversations with about half of you, but you sure are people that care about my words.

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I am twenty years old today!

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

And various other sundries.

Let the record show that I pushed [Submit] while it was still Valentine's Day in my timezone.

Whether you actually manage to read it on the appropriate day is entirely up to the mods (and your free time, obviously).

Alright, let's set the stage.

Hearts and Hooves Day, known to the majority of the human world as Valentine's Day, is looming on the horizon.

In addition to the plethora of broken hearts, drunken single people, and paper hearts, there will in all probability be many shipfics put out on that day.

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, FIMFICTION!

I have a job. It is a job that I hate, but it is a job that pays higher than minimum wage, so at the moment I'm slightly interested in keeping it. In order to do so, I must now embark on a trip to a place several hours away from my desktop, where there's no guarantee I'll have access to either wifi or a computer with which to access it. I'll be back sometime late on Friday.

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I think I just came.

Hard.

Thank you, everyone. I truly, sincerely mean that. I know it may not be a big deal to some of the more successful people out there, but... well, there I am. I'm on the front page. And I have all of you, my friends, to thank for this.

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