Too much to write; too little time

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

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I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

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I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.