time is a crime

Try and guess my favorite pokemon. No, really.

Vibing

I write weird stuff.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

What would Discord do?

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.

Wow. I feel SO loved here. / Drop Some Vibes & Keep the Ko-fi Warm.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

I'm A Euphemism For Disaster...

Join me.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

After seeing huge bursts of power from one universe a Q decides to investigate

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

A fellow traveler...

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

You are going to LOVE ME!

I love MLP and I love writing. Finally, I have combined the two!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

What is a pony? A fabulous little pile of secrets. But enough talk...

Guess whose back?!

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Pending...

Warning: Stories subject to change at a drinks notice.