Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

You can read all of my stories, in their original greentext format, on my Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Well, there's not much to say about me. I'm an Otaku-Brony hybrid, a smudge crazy, and I like gushers fruit snacks. Anyway, I mostly write human fics and I hope to make friends as I venture on.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Coming to you live from inside my twisted mind!

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

I'm here, I'm there, I'm... probably not online.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just someone who read a few fanfics and got inspired to write his own.