Just your average pony nothing to see here!

So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

Seeing that date for how long I've had an account makes me feel old. Time sure does fly fast.

What to do with my life now

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Always gonna love Aj. Im just a silly guy. Hope to be friends with anyone who wants to be mine. if not, that's still fine. Just enjoy your life for yourself K?

Tired always.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." >Elbert Hubbard

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.

I have returned.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I am a writer dabbling in many genres. I only write what I love, and can only hope for others to love it the same. This is usually no the case.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Done.

I can hear the wind speaking to me, they say hello and goodbye.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

*SPOILERS* ;)

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick