Yep! I wrote a piece of shit smut thing that no one liked on this mostly inactive profile of mine. Someing else maybe in the future. Maybe.

Yep. One is already written and I just need to go over a few things before it will let me submit it. Expect it before the 18th to anyone who actually still visits this account.

Ello' anyone who somehow believes this account isnt a dying man in the desert, apologising to the skies constantly, even though a small amount of effort would grant him everything he wants. Who is also an autistic little bugger from the now magic star-less UK (magic stars cannot be sold outside of the EU)

No one? Okay.

Anywho. My GCSE's are over any I have to redo English because poetry is shite and it is somehow 35% of my entire English grade.

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Nearly one bloody year.
This is as ridiciulous as vore!
I'm an autistic twat who should focus on publishing instead of creating new stories!
Well, I'll do some shite tonight for a few days.

~Squigg!e-Squiggle~

Bloody 'ell gov'ner its been well over a bloomin' month since I promised a new chapter, m8's!
I'm a bloody lazy arse who loves cream crackers, Steven Universe and Marmite as well as around 400 hours on my main character on Dark Souls 2!
Well ye' wankers, I'll try to be on this website and do the 'AB Gets Stuffed' series more.

Now feck off, I'm going to read now!

What would you do for 20 quid. I myself would be shaved bald. And I did I have a thin patch of hair on my head. But at least I don't have to brush it from my face when I watch Father Ted or draw shite old men in mk4 Maximus pattern power armour... with a u, Americans.

Also, fics! For christmas I wil get a teblet I can use after my IPad broke thanks to sole bloody headphones with a long wire! So then I can use something more efficient that a keyboard attachment on my xBox controler.

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Ello gov'ners! First-world white boy here to say how he's 'cursed' or some bollocks like that!

On a more serious note. Autism -more specifically- aspergers. Or arse-burgers if you're some inbreed cousin-fucker who keeps seven guns to keep the islamists away.

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Hi. I'm Spenny. write shite for fun until it stops being fun for perverts.
One type I've always loved is sad/tragedy where one or more characters have a inner-monoloue or share a heart-to-heart. Specificly, Twilight and Spike.

For a while now I have been planning a theory and a story based on Spike's wings. Or lack of.

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I myself consider myself a guy in a guy's body.
On the subject on transexuals, I never really thought much of it at first. 'People can be whatever they want to be' I'd always say.

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Well, school has almost bloody started and I've done none of the over-Holliday homework I've been assigned and I'm going to be arse-fucked by the amount of shite I'll have to do. If anything, I blame Naruto for being too enjoyable and Wh40k for being a crack addiction -cough- a plastic crack addiction.

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