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Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I write stories.

Horrifically Fun

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.