Complete AppleDash fanatic!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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loves tiaras.

Not the milk.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Fimfiction's premier writer of fics that never quite fit into any of the categories.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.