the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

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Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

Forget not that I am a derp.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Just a little, old baby kitty...

space is a waste

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Just your average cryptid, skulking around.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Made from 100% potato.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Formerly Winter Solstice, Literally Sunset Shimmer, Discount Off-brand!

What a weird time capsule.

Ddaeng!

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Amateur writer and critic.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

This is fiction. But it is based...

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

time is a crime

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012