Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Nincompoop

Are you ready, kids?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

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A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I like ponies.

Not the milk.