“SCOTTLAND FOREVER!” -SCP 9999

Hysterical. Glacial.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

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Writes at the speed of life! Results may vary.

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

I have no idea what I am doing, its fun to make things, even if they suck. It's nice when they don't, though.

Im just a cat. In a box. In the head of a long dead professor. Miau~ Also, Ponies.

The one German who is lazy for real.

I only sometimes do evil dances. Evil laughs are much more common with me.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...