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Beige Monkfish


And with that...

Mar
31st
2021

Final 'Retcon' Story Blog, and Farewell · 1:20am March 31st

So, after three months of posting following twelve months of quietly writing, Retcon is finally considered complete! I wanted to do a proper wrap-up here with this final blog post, which will probably be the last blog I write for FiMF. Before we get started though;

This blog contains major spoilers for the entire Retcon story. If you haven't read the whole thing including today's Prologue, CTRL+W now!

Righto...

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Feb
1st
2021

Retcon Story Blog Part 2 · 1:26pm February 1st

This post contains major spoilers for the story Retcon. If you haven't read Chapter Eleven yet, don't read this!

So, we're eleven chapters in, hope you've been enjoying the story so far! I didn't really have any idea how the story might be recieved or if it might not be seen by anyone at all, so to those of you who have popped by and had a look, thank you!

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Jan
2nd
2021

Go on then, one last story · 5:14pm January 2nd

So uh, hi everyone! Not sure how many skeletons sitting in front of CRTs this post will be sent to, but here we go.

I joined this site in 2011, tried my hand at writing for a brief while, then dropped off years ago. To date it, the last episode I recall seeing was before the S3 finale aired. I never watched any further than that, but I recall greatly enjoying the show back in the early days when I'd watch it!

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May
22nd
2014

Admission of Failiure · 3:02am May 22nd, 2014

I suppose it's been far too long. Time enough to swallow what's left of my pride, and I suppose accept what I've been trying to delude myself with for so long.

Bottom line is, I failed.

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Jun
24th
2012

Story Idea Vol. 5 · 1:45am Jun 24th, 2012

Quick short comedy idea I had earlier;

Winona becomes a pony, and Applejack becomes a corgi.

That is all, Beige Minions.

-Beige

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May
27th
2012

Story Idea Vol. 4 · 12:02am May 27th, 2012

This is one I actually started a while back, but I probably will never end up finishing it, so if the idea strikes your fancy, you're welcome to it.

It's a crossover with the Doctor Who universe, but for once one that doesn't focus on the Doctor. Essentially, now bare with me, the story is that Fluttershy becomes a Dalek.

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May
25th
2012

Story Idea Vol. 3 · 10:09pm May 25th, 2012

Bit of an unusual one.

Have you noticed just how blinkin' many shipfics there are in this fandom? Sure, almost every fandom has a lot of shipping, but I think FiM has taken it even further. There are also a ridiculous number of F/F shipfics. As a parody of the fandom's seeming love of F/F shipping, the story would follow the daily struggles of a single asexual mare living in a world in which every single other mare is inexplicably attracted to her.

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May
5th
2012

Introducing: The 'Sauce-O-Meter v1.1'! · 1:16am May 5th, 2012

You're probably a bit baffled, and maybe even a little more than perturbed, by my choice of post title. Let's dive right in;

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Mar
25th
2012

Ponyta, Blitzle and Girafarig in Equestria · 5:52pm Mar 25th, 2012



Yes, I know the image is of Zebstrika and Rapidash, but I think the pre-evs would work better story-wise. The three of them strike me as being a similar height to each other and the MLP ponies.

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Feb
17th
2012

You know what story I'd like to see? · 1:36am Feb 17th, 2012

I'd like to see a fic in which Daring Do is a real pony rather than fictional who writes autobiographies about her adventures. One day, she's in Ponyville, when she spots her all-time hero and idol... Rainbow Dash! Oh, that would be a lot of fun!

Usually, I'd keep ideas to myself, but I don't have time to work on any solo fics; busy with Expectations. If you're struggling for ideas, this one's on the house!

-Captain Beigey-Pants

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