I am the king of nothing

This. Is. Equestria!!!!!! (continues powering up for three episodes)

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Rise up and join the party now commrade. The party of Imperial Crusade.

Amateur artist, wanna-be writer, geeky gamer, book-loving brony, practicing proofreader. Also, Princess Luna is best pony.

Weird

Enjoying life’s topsy-turvyness, happy that I have no idea what I'm doing.

I suppose an introduction is in order. I'm caliginous, Prince of Illusions. And other things. I'm not talking about them.

KFP-Empleado.

Born in the South and Raised in the Country, finally got to live in the city, but then went to a happy middle ground.

I'm just here for Horse Words

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!

That I'll be one dollar for the first minute, then ten cents after that.

here to read some good stories

If you want to make enemies, try to change something..

“Oh, be careful with that stuff, or you'll blow their heads off! “

New password requirement: "Your password must contain at least 8 characters, a capital, a plot, a protagonist with good character development, a twist & a happy ending. "

Himedere, and treasure hunter in one combo? Hehe I might just end up playing with your mind.

I created this account to keep track of the stories I read

crazy steampunk pirate

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.

Cover art artist, Youtube channel here and DeviantArt here

Whosoever holds this blade, if they be worthy, shall be king of all England.

Oath to order.