I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.