"You think you know me..."

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

God, I'm so sorry.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

O.F.P.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Too much to write; too little time

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

*SPOILERS* ;)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Scraping my way up

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.