I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

Scraping my way up

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Hey guys! It's me, finally huh? Sorry for not having been on a lot, I didn't mean to make you all wait so long ;). But now I'm back and I'm WAAAY better, so let's get down to business!

Romantic purist, lover of creativity, admirer of writers, and a second pair of eyes. Also a lunatic who randomly bites people to smell what their screams feel like. Happy reading!

Once more unto the breach, chaps.

i arts, and apparently write.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

• she/her | stupid/bitch | drippy • https://discord.gg/rtDmTBAENz •

I'm just here for the Dazzlings, to be quite honest. Bow to the queens.

An amatuer writer who loves Pinkie Pie and Discord.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Fluttershy smiles politely.

Hello! Avatar made by ~ http://thatmlpshipper.tumblr.com

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

Let's sit down, have a little talk, and find ways to be excellent to each other.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Forget not that I am a derp.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.