𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮~

Sorry for being a worthless failure...

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Professional lurker

You're the most basic of jokes.

Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

Hello everyone! It's story time! God bless you! | Christian, Female, Early 20's, British, Straight, Single. Birthday: Feb 13. Profile pic: pmbsakura37.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Hiya! You can call me Ludi or Lycan, it doesn't matter. Just don't call me a talking wolf, 'cause that would be crazy! What kind of wolf can write stories... o.o

I'm the son of a rogue and a social worker with a college degree and artistic license. The only people I don't get along with are autocratic dictators who think they're God, or know the will of God.

I shall Butcher your dreams

The Multiverse. It is a strange place in which there are worlds where things taste like purple and two plus two equals fish and if you divide that by three you get salmon... truly a weird place.

Just someone who has no idea what they are doing.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Sometimes, I remember it one way. Sometimes, another. If I am going to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

I run Cloudchaser and Flitter Explain, a blog about the pony CCG! Hopefully I'll write more things for here in the future.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Forget not that I am a derp.

Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

Black trans lives matter.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

Here, I've found a couple of stories I had always been searching for. I hope to provide the same to at least one other person.

Fiction reader. Now, also a writer.

How’d you like to be alone and drowning?

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Soon I shall have you all dancing on puppet strings...

I am but a humble servant to my dreams.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Fun Fact: Draconmannulus is a combo of Latin words, draco (dragon) and mannulus (little pony). Basically Spike. And now you know Latin. You're a Roman.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just a filthy casual trying to have fun

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

Just a shoddy writer, now with an okay profile pic :)

Commissions Open DM for details :)

"We're all about one thing: more power! Argh! Argh! ARGH!"