Kill me.

Prettier than any plebian pony!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

You do you the best you can do.

Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

I love dank memes

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

When you feel you lost the right path start from the beginning and try a different course.