"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Dark, gory, fun, and cute - all in one!

I enjoy spending my free time jotting down ideas for new stories, though most of them either go into the trash bin or are left unfinished. Nonetheless, I hope you all enjoy the works that I publish.

I'm a first time writer who will try to write only one-shots, although I may occasionally make a multi-chapter story. I'll most likely only write clop here.

Writing the childhoods I wish I had.

~100 ad'awwwable pictures and counting!

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

When I die, I want Pop Goes the Weasel to play at my funeral. That way, as the assistant is winding the crank, the audience stares in horrified expectation at my casket!

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Don't focus on what you can't do...but focus on what you can do to make a difference.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The world is but a burrito, and I am the one who'll eat it all

Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤

Big Ups

A CPA making his way in the corporate world.

changed my name to keep people from finding this lol

You know it's time when the clock strikes twelve.

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

Reloading the Story Canon.

Hee Ho!

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

The more I shitpost, the more crippling my depression gets. Imma shitpost more.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

I'm no longer here.

Retired writer and graphic artist.