I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

What am I to say when my name states it all?

FHACK YOU.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Thou who art undead, art chosen............

Banned Unpopular Opinions Before It Was Cool

"You think you know me..."

It may take a year or ten, generations of men. But we've passed the point of no return! Soon.

A derp trying to make sense of reality.

This is a shared account, it's used by Dan (Orginal owner, and sometimes douche) and Ash (The hijacker and sometimes bitch). Just remember who you're addressing.

I'm that Brony down the street.

Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

Is it the world that's insane, or is it me?

Unless you count liking steak as interesting you should stop reading this bio.

There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.

Just some guy trying to make it in life and write pony words as a passtime, I am currently 25 years old

I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A young adult with a degree he hates and a wanting for a life at sea.

Everyone's least favorite.

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!