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Welcome to the cum zone

My precious workhorse is impatient for your buttocks! (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

[[ Former fanfic writer, now just here for the ponies. ]]

Mostly harmless.

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

My stories are jokes and I'm a joke.

Hi! My name is Bitty Bug. I like entomology and making friends. Nice to meet you!

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots. | You Like? Join the Raccoon Feeders or buy me a kofi.

Just a guy writing stories, mainly crossovers.

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

Zaknel's pet narwhal

Klaatu barada nikto =^.^=

A real lady killer.

Towan for short. I also have a Subscribestar and a Kofi

Made from 100% potato.

I'm a brony from Puerto Rico, Im bilingual, like making new friends and helping writers with their fanfics. Feel free to contact me if you need ideas for your work, I can also translate to spanish.

just a guy

I see skies of blue and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

Love is like a box of chocolates. The more you want it, the more it depletes until its all gone.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

LMAOOOO

A calm collective individual who loves a lot of things, but can be difficult to deal with, and wants help with my stories.

Hazel Bell is my waifu! Want to see my You Tube Channel?

Let's get high off words

What's the point honestly.

Otaku a muffin, Engi a cake, and I'm a sandvich

If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.

Hiya, I'm Ana and I'm not what you call normal. Im actual part phoenix. But shhh its a secret! Anyway hope you enjoy my stories, otherwise why are you here reading this? Oh hi Wade, I loved the film

I love ponies and closely next to that is foxes, possibly a passion for magical pastel horses with wings and horns for some strange, unknown, disturbing reason... and that's why I'm here... basically

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Very divisible.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

1. Finish Office Love, 2. Make more Physical Books

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

This sentence is false

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.