Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

God, I'm so sorry.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Nod Off

Don't let people stop you from using creativity. Some may be bad, some may be dreadful, but that's the thing with creativity. You create ways to make it even better. That's the creative truth.

Humans... Humans everywhere

Hey. Wanna' hear a joke? Oh wait, you wouldn't get it. You're not a part of it.

Where did all these followers come from? >_>

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I'm just here to have fun, chat, or help.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Why hello there...

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

What a beautiful Sunset.

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

Rufyart am Fvoe, Enevhfyart am Levjaffeb... igmu xirt yev vatyf ar fye irom

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I'm still alive, probably.

Greetings, travelers. I welcome you to this fine land. May you find glory in the Hunt, kindred hunter.

"I am the epitome of an overdose. Living with retradily amounts of happiness and barely mentally functioning."

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

I am hate, I am fear, I am sorrow, I am DESPAIR!!!!!!!!

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

This is fiction. But it is based...

I welcome all critiques and comments.

Are you a Rebel?

Sanity? Never had it.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Still a monster...but less of a bastard. Wish Superman was real so I could get a hug.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!