silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Awkward.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Life's too short for stress, so let's get cute instead.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?