Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Banned by request. See y'all around.

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

I hate nature. Nature has trees and shit trying to inseminate me with flying sperm. And depending on the setting, nature has tentacles...

TO THE SUN!!!! Or something like that. ._.