I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

We are already dead.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

I am the ruler of Equestria! Bow before me, and of course my younger sister Princess Luna.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Unicorn Developer

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Done.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.