What am I to say when my name states it all?

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

FHACK YOU.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Well I'm just a casual fan of mlp but I do enjoy the show. I like to write stories about pony and human/furry interactions.

This is a shared account, it's used by Dan (Orginal owner, and sometimes douche) and Ash (The hijacker and sometimes bitch). Just remember who you're addressing.

I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

What do you mean I have an addition to horse fiction?! I can stop whenever I want to, mom!

Future Marine with big dreams.

Tired always.