I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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Soon I shall have you all dancing on puppet strings...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

'It's the Elements of Harmony, not the Elements of Niceness'

"You think you know me..."

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!