The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

Not really a fan anymore. But, I'll check in occasionally.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

BAD TOUCH!

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

The spaz formerly known as Waldo