I write like once a year.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.