Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Not a changeling.

time is a crime

space is a waste

Can I speak to the manager?

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Guess whose back?!

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

life is short, but I'm shorter

Horrifically Fun

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

26 years old, Bipolar Disorder, Asperger's Syndrome, am legally blind, and am a born again follower of Jesus Christ! I like Pinkamena/Pinkie and Fluttershy best. Send me a message if you wanna chat!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Drop it like a hot potato

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I like writing, reading and dinosaurs. Scratch that, I love dinosaurs. Like a lot.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Null Pointer Exception

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

mwap

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.