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When Dad Is Away
Cadance has to take care of Flurry Heart during Sunburst's day off. Alone. With no help. She quickly begins to realize that she isn't very good at this. -
Fluttershy loves all animals, right? Well, you're quickly discovering that might not be entirely true.
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No one likes admitting their own limitations, least of all Berry Punch. Unfortunately, it seems that list of limitations is growing every day. Especially today.
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The time has come for Berry Punch to move on with her life, and that means saying goodbye to someone important.
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Anon accidentally gets roped into a secret mission with Special Agent Sweetie Drops. It goes just about as poorly as expected.
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Shining comes home to his loving wife and child, only... where's the baby? And why is Cadance acting so weird?
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Sugar Belle decides to open a pop-up cupcake bakery, and Twilight Sparkle offers to help out. Little do they know, they're not prepared for a coming rush of customers...
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Spike has two tickets for a big royal ball coming up, but he doesn't know who to bring with him! Maybe Princess Cadance can help him decide! Then again, maybe not...
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Berry Punch has a special date marked on her calendar, and she wishes she could forget about it entirely. That date has so much meaning behind it, especially for her future with her lover...
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Celestia is tired of Canterlot having crummy coffee. No ponies seem to know how to make a good cup of joe! Maybe she needs to steal some coffee secrets, and manpower, from another world...
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Rainbow Dash gets hurt, and needs to be given a medical cone to keep her from messing with her stitches. Luckily, her friend Anon is there to help her carry on with her life. Sorta.
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Twilight Sparkle's spleen falls in love with her gallbladder, and is willing to do whatever it takes to be with his forbidden soulmate. Yes, really.
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Starlight Glimmer just can't seem to do anything right. She knows her "friends" are trying to redeem her and help her become a good pony, but will they ever trust her? Are they even really her friends?
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Rarity and Derpy run a detective agency that's gained quite a bit of fame. So much fame, in fact, that even the Mayor pays them a visit when she finds herself in trouble...
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Spike and Starlight Glimmer have started dating, and Spike is just so happy to find someone who actually loves him. The problem is, maybe Glimmer loves him a little too much...
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Maureen tries to decide whether or not she should take a potion to turn her into a pony. It will save her life, but is her life really one worth saving?
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Joe is finally getting to go out to a special event with his love, Blueblood! It should be exciting, but instead it's a nervous time for everypony, and Joe is feeling very out of place. Is this relationship going to work?
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Duchess Celestipaws is seeking out the first important member in her team of Magical Princess Sailor Girls! She thinks she's found the most girly, perfect human for the job: Flash Sentry.
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Twilight has to host a very special party for her two new friends, Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants. But she needs a little help from Discord to make it work.
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Spike's made a new penpal friend, and he thinks he might actually be falling for her. But is she really what she seems?
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Anon asks his friends about the fact that Rainbow Dash's house always moves around. Does this mean that she's the equivalent of a trailer park hoodlum?
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Diamond Tiara gets lost in the woods, and her father wants you to go look for her. You find her, and something unexpected...
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You've found an "interesting" book recently. You don't know what it is, or why it was hidden in the back of Twilight's library, but you feel so compelled to read it. And keep reading it. And keep reading it...
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Berry Punch thinks about what the world would be like without her. It doesn't really sound that bad...
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A little fever usually wouldn't be a problem for a normal couple to deal with. Berry Punch and Anon, however, are not a normal couple...
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When Berry Punch is left alone after finally getting used to having love in her life, she searches for a way to keep the loneliness at bay.
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A strange unicorn appears in Equestria, and Celestia goes to welcome her newest guest. Unfortunately, if she had to describe this guest in one word it would be... "frustrating."
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You've come to find that pony furniture is completely unusable for you. To fix that, you've decided to make some furniture of your own! That should be easy enough, right?
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Berry Punch is sick again. As her health declines, she has trouble finding any sense of peace or balance in her life. Even the one she loves can bring little comfort, though he's certainly not going to stop trying.
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After weeks of consideration, you've come to a startling conclusion: Pinkie Pie is actually a balloon! Now, how do you prove it?
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Everyone gets scared of the dark sometimes. For some, it's fear of the unknown, but for other people, it's something far more sinister that frightens them...
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When you're feeling a little ugly, who better to turn to than Rarity? She'll generously make you look your best... even if that means a few unexpected minor alterations.
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As you wander Ponyville, you can't help but notice all these poorly designed, poorly written, and completely annoying things that you don't like. Someone must be to blame for this! It's time to complain!
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After a long hard day of work, nothing feels quite as good as coming home, especially when you have a friend there waiting. But should staying at home really feel so... addictive?
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You've been a foalsitter before, but never for a pegasus! It shouldn't be all that different, right? And besides, even if you have troubles, you've got a friend who's sure to help out.
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Nurse Redheart really deserves a nice romantic date for such a special occasion. Too bad things aren't quite as perfect as planned.
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From an unhealthy and stressful lifestyle, you've developed a bit of a stomach problem. Good thing Applejack and Zecora are here to help you. And by help, you mean torture.
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The newly cutie-marked Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle depart for greener pastures, seeking out their fortunes and futures, leaving Scootaloo behind. But what happens to ponies that don't get their cutie marks?
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Why in the world did you volunteer to fillysit Moonie?! You're not good around kids, and trying to take care of a tiny queen of the night is...well...a nightmare. But surely you can manage. It's just one little filly after all, right?
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You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget...
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When Rainbow Dash looks so cute you just can't stand it, it's hard not to do something about it. You know, like booping her on the nose. Nothing bad could come of that, right?
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Spitfire stops you on your way to see Fluttershy one morning. You're not sure why but you can tell, without a doubt, that nothing good can possibly come of this...
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With Sweetie Belle recently getting her new cutie mark, she's been going through some...changes. Good thing you're willing to step in to let her know things are going to be ok. Well...maybe not.
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Equestria receives its newest honored guest, and Pinkie is there to greet him. What will he think of this strange new world? A simple tribute to the late David Bowie.
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When tragedy strikes, everyone has a different way of reacting and dealing with their grief. But Cadance is all too aware that, as a princess, her duties must come before her own personal feelings of sadness.
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With the Yak delegates in town and Pinkie away on a mission, Twilight is at a total loss for how to handle the situation. Good thing Anon is there, with memories of being in a college frat, to help!
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A girl's day out is something both Rarity and Fluttershy simply adore, so why wouldn't they want their new gal-pal Anon to join in the fun? But Anon knows too well they're from different worlds, and that the difference is a pretty big gap to bridge.
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Anon has never really been the comforting type, but he still tries to be a pretty decent guy. So when Mrs. Cake is in need of a little compassion, he does his best to offer it. The question remains, is his stomach up to the challenge?
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Being a caffeine addict isn't so bad, except that Ponyville is lacking anything with a real kick to it. Good thing Anon has one source of sweet, delicious energy. Well, maybe it's not such a good thing for Applejack...
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